When Big Foot was little she absolutely went nuts over her dad’s girlfriend’s necklace. She asked for it, was told no and then demanded that she be taken home. She pouted at my house for several days after that. So, she goes back to her dad’s and asks for the necklace again. The girlfriend said no, it had been a gift…
One word: taser.
You know what’s awkward? Having an acquaintances 6 year old grab at my charm bracelet and then relentlessly beg me for two of the charms off of it.
This is the work of a genius.
I want this made into posters I can plaster EVERYWHERE
Vote Blobfish.
I would love to see your stock photo search history, Mark
This is going to be long, because I have a lot of pent up feelings.
Agreed. I think it’s because swimsuits are, by necessity, very tight and strappy. Any fat you have is highlighted.
OMG SO TRUE! I would much rather just be naked. There’s something about swimsuits, no matter what the cut or style, that make me look and feel horrible. Give me jeans, sweats, short cut off shorts, a tiny dress, or nothing at all - just don’t make me wear a fucking swimsuit.
“kale cleanse frappuchino.”
I bet a million dollars they’re going to cast some limp wristed yoga waif who’s never lifted a thing except a kale cleanse frappuchino.
I heard about this yesterday. It’s horrifying and I think the initial response from the daycare was pretty dismissive. But before I heard the details about how horribly they were burned, I did have a momentary thought about who was going to peel them. I was obsessed with that when I was a frequently sunburnt kid.
Right? There are lots of things that deserve flippant headlines, neglecting children isn’t one of them!
Yeah, this is seriously fucked up. Those poor kids, this sounds agonizing and horrid. :(
That is severe neglect. I hope this means they have lost their license and that no one involved will be in this business again.
always James Spader always
Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.