That dog is everywhere.

It’s this incredibly touching story, too. The poor girl was stealing our garbage, and fleeing any time I looked out the window and saw her. Then one day, when we were having a barbecue, she creeeeeept up onto the porch, trembling from fear, nervous-purring, and looked right at me. I held out my hand, looked at her and…

She moves like a bear sometimes, too. She has that slow, loping, shoulder-centric half-waddle that bears use...

Okay, here she is. Her name is Bossy. Once upon a time, she was a starving little stray who stole garbage. Now, she’s an arm-hugging, extremely-affectionate little mischief machine.

A good friend of mine gave up her cat when she moved in with her bf because he hated her cat. I was like waaaat and she began to cry so badly I never brought it up again. I'm sure she still feels guilty. I couldn't imagine giving up my kittycat.

Eh. I’m a crazy dog person through and through, but this dog stalked and attacked a young child, and according to other stories I read at the time, remained extremely aggressive and tried to attack everyone who came near him while he was in quarantine. It’s sad (though not any sadder than the thousands of dogs with no…

A woman I used to work with said her cat immediately bonded with her daughter, and would bite and swipe at her legs if she didn’t immediately go to the baby when she cried.

I was reading about this earlier. This is the part that got me:

Weird, I was just thinking about this kitty. It actually makes me tear up a bit to watch her take down the dog. My sister has a cat whom I refer to as the nanny cat- sister also has six children, all of whom the nanny will follow down the street and guard. Once, nanny was standing in the middle of the sidewalk when a…

Even then it still wouldn’t take place until towards the end of the shows run.

Yeah yeah. It’s cool they won their case and all. But more importantly, I want to do FILTH with Adam Horovitz.

Why do people keep using their music without permission? You would think that after the first time someone got sued for it they would cut it out.
It’s actually pretty uncool to use ANYONE’S artistic property without their permission, regardless of whether they’re going to sue you for it or not.

I went to art school, but yeah.

Well for me it’s that I lack the flexibility to kick her any higher.

She’s like a James Franco you can’t laugh at for some reason.

Why does she constantly make me want to kick her in the shin?

Or, alternately, did she have a pet rabbit?

Did these “water melon seeds” have legs?

The fuck?

And your coordinator didn’t think to call you with this news when she/he found it out? Were they just expecting you to not notice you didn’t have a wedding cake?