40 is so far in my rearview mirror I can barely see it for the glaucoma. (but I’m still having lots and lots of the sex)

Yeah. I have no problem with the theory of casual sex, but having GOOD casual sex seems to be a real challenge and not worth the time (a lot of the time, anyway).
Plus there are just things that are more important to me than sex right now.

I think a lot of us ~millenials~ are realising that casual sex =/= quality sex

I’d guess this is a myostatin-related genetic mutation, like that enormously muscle-bound whippet that was the internet’s favorite LOLWUT a while back.

My folks love to recount the time they were young, stupid hippies backpacking through Greece. Exhausted, famished, and presumably awful-smelling, they sidled up to a roadside dairy vendor in search of food. Only after they mowed through 2 large containers of “the best yogurt ever” did they figure out it was sour cream.

There I sat, a 5-year-old kid at a beautiful national park on vacation with my family. Early morning, and in my hand was a warm cinnamon roll with icing - one of my favorite things ever. I took a bite, and the yellow jacket that also highly esteemed cinnamon rolls and had landed on mine stung me viciously in the roof…

My oldest friend from home is a really nice guy, very polite. My parents even asked him to be my much younger brother’s Godfather. Anyway, he hates offending people. One day, when he’s 15 or 16, he’s over at this Russian kid’s house for dinner. The Russian kid is pretty funny and nice, and would steal his parents’…

When I was first learning to cook on my own I decided I wanted some chicken enchilada. I Googled a recipe and it called for 3 cloves of garlic. That’s the day I learned (the hard way) the difference between “clove” and “bulb”.

She sounds like Kate Bush!

Bonjour to my brides! Friendly neighborhood florist here. You may have seen me complaining/instructing/cracking wise on various wedding topics around here.

I am 35, and although I would never admit it if asked, I’m sort of sad that I’ve been forever single and have given up on the idea of getting married. Having said that, if I get hauled out on to one more dancefloor at a wedding for a bouquet toss because people cannot stop screaming my name to get out there, having…

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

You’re leaving out the part where the school has multiple anatomically correct simulators for students to practice the exam, so it’s not like they had to keep forcing these two female students to strip and spread ‘em for their male classmates to practice this procedure. If they truly need live people to practice on…

Is this actually commonplace? My best friend is in med school and for stuff like this (basically anything involving genitalia men or women) they have paid volunteers. Like people who literally get paid to be test subjects for them.

When I was in high school, some local, road-side hotel decided to convert their restaurant to a Chinese buffet. They called the high school to see if there were any “Chinese girls who would like a job.” Damn it. I was the only Chinese girl in the school, and actually, yeah, I wanted another job because college was…

But mocking those of us who aren't forced to do this is kind of pointless. It's just bitchy.

I’m not sure why some feminists feel the need to mock domestic things like ironing, cooking, baking, etc. I understand that these are not things that women should feel obligated to do in the home simply because they are women, but fuck it. I like baking. I’m making two types of bread today. Dill and garlic. Sun-dried…

Marc Maron is an asshole who admits he’s an asshole and pretends to struggle with being an asshole but then continues to act like an asshole. Dude cray.

Yeah, for whatever reason I don't like coconut milk in my coffee. I love it for anything else though (I make coconut whipped cream with berries for dessert tonight!). Looks like I'll go back to my almond milk :(

I knew him a long time ago. He’s a weird guy. I haven’t seen him for a while, and I keep hoping he’s worked out his demons, because he can be very sweet at times. But then there are the other times.