Thank you! This notion that writing a note = passive aggressive is so weird.

I dated an aspiring comic and they seem to not have boundaries generally. With the guy I dated, he wanted to take a cute story from my childhood and twist it and put it in his act. If I had a common name I probably wouldn’t have minded, but I have an unusual name and a unique childhood nickname and he wanted to use…

I mean, “You don’t have to yell” is a pretty appropriate response to toddler behavior.

Yeah, I’d say it’s assertive instead of passive aggressive. She responded to aggression with assertion, which is ideal.

I really don’t see that as passive aggressive. “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you.” Ok. You’re sorry - legit apology. That’s normal. Also, you didn’t hear the person. That’s a statement of fact and lets them know that it was unintentional. That’s cool and a normal thing to say and makes sense. “You don’t have to yell”…

He seems to randomly harass the great Kumail Nanjiani for no reason. He’s like the personification of that song Garbage sang about moods relating to a certain weather occurrence.

This does not even remotely surprise me.

I critiqued Marc Maron’s interviewing style on a message board I didn’t know he read. This was during the first year or so of WTF and it seemed to me like every time his guest was a woman or some kind of ethnic/sexual minority, he’d focus so squarely on that aspect of them and ignore everything else. He wasn’t being a…

Ahahaha making a throw away account because my friends definitely know this story. When I was a senior in high school, I was really into the poet Adrienne Rich. Which kind of tells you all you need to know about the type of person I was at that point in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrienne_… for the…

I think a Jeff Goldblum greeting card company is a viable business.

I would love if this was an actual greeting card and I got it in the mail.

i also was thinking stroke until they fully turned gold

Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?

It says at the end she has been in court multiple times for her BS. But she’s still in business and still doing it... thus accomplishing nothing.

New windows is a great present.

I did something similar. You go in and sign the paper and if you don't have an ordained person, you pay another $50 for a judge to marry you. Then you need two witnesses to sign said paper. My friend got ordained and did the officiating at my house, we ate some lasagna and two other people signed as witnesses. Then…

I was in elementary school when I announced that, if I ever got married, it would be in black. Everyone told varying degrees of no. From "you can't do that," to "you don't really want that," to "you'll change your mind" and it was basically dismissed. Thirty years later I was married in black lace. I didn't ask…