On Roids? I think you mean meth, coke, beer and 12 pounds of Abuelita’s tamales.
West Coast sports fans- they couldn’t tell you the first name of the outside linebacker but they’ll put you in the hospital in the name of team loyalty just the same...
I can’t believe these weren’t white people.
Paplebon as Trump fan is as surprising as . . . . nothing. It’s not surprising at all. I literally cannot think of anything obvious and dumb enough as a placeholder here. Paplebon as Trump fan is literally the most expected and yeah-of-course-he-is thing ever. Congrats, dick. You found the yin to your yin.
Only a fool fucks with Phelps when he’s in compete mode.
And fuck all this nonsense about him partying when he’s not swimming. That man has spent more time honing himself into the perfect swimmer than any of us have spent doing anything (including jerking off). He ought to have a life permit to party the fuck down… Read more
Using Trump tweets as a style guide- sad!
I think we all knew about the latter, but probably not the former. Thanks, though...