“So what? What earth-shattering interviews is Sportsnet missing out on anyway? I mean, the boycotting player is Dominican.”

“Bullshit. I would have kicked that little punk’s ass if he tried that shit.” - Gary Player

“Any fruit I punt is going to explode.”

And, adding to confusion, Alderson is now saying there is no deal, they will not trade with Brewers and they are still looking for a hitter.

This might be the worst list this site has ever posted. No Blades of Steel, RBI Baseball, Skate or Die, NHL 94, NBA Live 95, Tecmo Super Bowl or NBA Jam? What a waste of youth.

Well, that’s certainly good news. How does he suggest we “eliminate the concept of race?” That sounds like a solid theory to me, but how could it be put into practice?

So, the only way to save the world is to get rid of white people?

As if their on-field performance weren’t sufficient comeuppance for their defiance of the Football Gods, the appearance of their team sigil is reminiscent of thumbtack set aflame. Verily.

Look at all of the plots for the game. Looks pretty even to me. None of Greinke’s pitches were any farther off the plate than Scherzer or Janssen. They all also line up pretty well with what Brooks calls the “typical LHH zone.”

And Scherzer/Janssen combined to get about 8-9 calls out in that same area against the Dodger’s LHHs, so maybe Harper should stop whining.

Russell Branyan

Well, if there’s anyone who would know anything about shooting yourself in the foot...

This is a smart move. It really is tough to go to a bar without punching a woman in the face.

I’m sure you’re right, but it seems awfully tone deaf. Am I right in thinking that the light gray redacted sections were done by Tally PD and the black redaction on her name, phone number and address were done by Deadspin?

I can understand releasing her name, if that’s required/unprotected, but to hand the masses her…

So, they release no information about the perpetrator or the incident itself, but every detail about the victim? I wonder why.

Clearly it’s in Miami.

“I know what you mean, man. She can be a little tough to deal with politely.”

Am I the only one who couldn’t give a shit less about who ESPN gives this award to?

I think maybe I’ll invite you over to re-do my shoe collection, restock my bar, and then kill myself for being an insufferable hipster douche. Maybe someone should just change the title of this blog from “Adequate Man” to “Man Who Would Like to Hook Up with Leslie Horn.”

Well, how’s that for breaking a stereotype? I had always heard that Asian Dongs were much smaller.