And he's the SIXTH alternate. Are you kidding me? Also an Eagles fan...not that that's anything to brag about.

I understand why it's not included in the list, and it makes sense, but I'm afraid of what John McClane would say about not giving at least some special recognition as the GOAT

I wish Congress would do nothing. Between the campaigning (most of the work they do) and enacting a few dozen new laws every year (a minor part of the work they do) everything they touch is a giant fuck-up. Whatever problem it is you think they should solve, it's more likely to get fixed if you don't let those…

He's not your buddy, pal.

I haven't spend any time delving too deeply into the issues surrounding Cosby's situation, and maybe you have, but is he really an "asshole rapist" or is he a "rapist asshole?"

In jail, he'll be know as the Marquis de Sodomy.

"Hey, we think what you're doing is deplorable. Painting your face to resemble another race just to get a few laughs? It's inappropriate and it won't work."

"Check in, Zach. We've got this one well in hand."

It's pretty obvious that he's preparing for a hotly contested work-getaway tug-of-war competition. There is no way that 300 lb bitch from accounts receivable is going dig her elephant heels in and deny him that $25 Texas Roadhouse gift card this year.

I'll decide what to make of all this after Stephen A. Smith weighs in.

The server's major problem seems to be that she called them "boys" rather than "boyz," which is apparently a perfectly acceptable word to refer to himself and other grown men. Or...maybe he's just a prick.

At least someone will be accumulating points at Jets games this year. The team won't be.

I can't hate any program that attempts to limit the asshole-ishness of people from New Jersey.

"I worked for a group of people who I thought were my friends, or at least they were friendly to me. I thought they gave a shit about me and would help me make my way in my chosen field. I had a number of meetings/conferences/seminars in which important people told me that they had started out just where I was, and…

They have Leandro Carvalho available for a halftime speech? They need a...