Hell, go ahead and make an identical joke. It’s not “cribbing” if you’re using “common words”!
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Mister Tunick offers us an edifying reminder that women are mystical, unknowable, unfettered nature spirits. We are living reflections of The Sun Mother’s vitalizing warmth; her primordial womb, the arcane origin of all humanity. We are a species that mankind should not dare to comprehend, that the cosmic knowledge…
I mean, honestly: what is the difference between “everythingshesaysmeanseverything” and the infamous Onion article “Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does”?
The alternate title to the piece was “Lol Titties.”
Sorry, I have a policy of no longer letting Republicans see me naked. I learned my lesson.
What does Aaron Carter even do these days? Even his reality show only lasted one all too short season.
I always thought Sweet Home Alabama had racist undertones. The dig at Neil Young for “Southern Man,” the line “in Birmingham they love the gov’nor” (a reference to Alabama governor George Wallace, who supported segregation), and having a clear conscience over Watergate (Nixon being famous for the “Southern Strategy”)…
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HEY! Don’t insult garbage people by comparing them to the Kardashians
These are the same people that get super pissed off when they attend an Arlo Guthrie concert and he sings all the words to This Land Is Your Land.
When Roy Cohn calls you callous you need to invest in a whole body PedEgg.
“I put lipstick on a pig,” Schwartz told Mayer of his role in legitimizing Trump.
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I think anyone who has ever seen his old show or his new show, or his bit at the WHCD, or has generally heard of him in any context whatsoever could probably guess who he’s voting for. Doesn’t make him not funny.
I can’t remember which convention it was (2008 I think), but the RNC played just the first three lines of “Fortunate Son” and immediately cut the song off. None of that “point the cannon at you” or “it ain’t me” for that crowd!
Yes, the various names Jezebel has called he who probably should not be named have provided me with many moments of light and levity during this frightening campaign. So clever, so spot on, so crazily creative.
Of course not. These people think women have abortions because they’re selfish, evil sluts who want sex without responsibility when it’s only MEN who get to have sex without consequences.