And Chris Christie.

Because all of their hits kind of sound alike.

538 has jumped into sensation land. Gary Johnson absolutely will run for November and he’s pulling away a big part of the GoP base. 538 Blog needs to ditch the two way splits.

You have to throw those numbers out, 538 blog created those with a two way split. Gary Johnson and Jill Stein are absent. While the Jill before Hill idiots will gum up the works a little bit Stein hasn’t had nearly the same effect Johnson has had. Gary Johnson is at 13% of the electorate right now. Even if he only…

The Senate... the House? How about putting the first Liberal majority in SCOTUS since the 70s.

Conservatives are remarkably obtuse... consider how they blare out Born in the USA and ignore the parts about the narrator’s persistent life struggles and how he ultimately winds up in a penal facility looking at the gas fires of the employer who wouldn’t give him a chance after his stint in the military and Vietnam.

The Trump campaign tried this, unfortunately the stupid little fuckers just keep mashing the center of the keyboard.

Hey hey hey, go easy on the Fonz.

‘16 isn’t so bad, just try to reconcile what you’re seeing with a historical record. Awesome people died... they do almost every year. Lots of violence in the world, apparently. This isn’t the 50s what with the Korean War, Soviet crackdowns in Eastern Europe, Mao’s Great Leap backward(millions starved), the KKK’s…

But would this individual consider a woman who is dtf a slut>

Wait... they’re not part of a school uniform?

Second tip, actually google the lyrics.

There’s lots of low hanging fruit here. If not with the speech itself then say with the Trump Camps idiot responses... But zing I beat you there too!

I mean the joke might share some simple fragments ideas and the exact same verbiage, but hardly plagiarism.

Wait... that happens?

Also women don’t poop.

Doesn’t the act suggest they weren’t thinking?

Or maybe those are merely the people who actually have control of other humans.

His life consists of being too smart for the rest of us.

Perhaps this is how they cope.