I’ve had no issues yet!

A 22B.

The best retaliation is a clean pass.

It’s really weird, and what else is really weird is seeing stuff like this!

I was about to start racing professionally in what was then Grand Am with Rebel Rock Racing. But my agent is the same agent as Ken Block and Travis Pastrana. I got approached by Subaru to do a test.

A Brat!

You’re not getting a gold sticker.

I’ve had a couple opportunities but timing just hasn’t worked out.

You mustache a different question!

You’re not too old, you’re just too poor. Kidding, of course! You have to start locally and create a buzz either with your speed or your pockets.

I don’t know why everyone thinks you have to be retired to do Rallycross! I’m not retired. Travis isn’t retired.

I think if you haven’t, then you’re not pushing the limits.

Their middle name was Insane.

Steamed crabs. Unless they’re Costa’s gluten-free crab cakes.

I gotta go with the STI because of the better stuff it comes with.

Nah, it’s illegal.

Honored and amazed that he could spell Koenigsegg.

Probably a Koenigsegg.

I would like to add some fender flares and maybe more aggressive rims, but I’m done with the motor and I’m moving onto the new 2016. I’ll keep my old one but I’m debating selling it to buy two used Subarus for my daughters.

I don’t know, how the fuck are you gonna stay on it?