I haven't seen much proof that DC can even do this…four movies so far, only one of which even approached watchability.

Nah, I think that was my roommate from Madison…she *was* a massive Die Antwoord fangirl though, not hard to see how you'd get them mixed up.

JFK probably isn't the best comparison here (Teddy Roosevelt would've been much better, and was even younger when he became President)…Kennedy was suffering from Addison's disease, and could barely walk half of the time because his back was pretty much destroyed in the PT-109 incident.

"sites like Netflix, Cracked, and YouTube"

I'd rather have the Fairness Doctrine than Fox News.

Sounds like something she might've done if she were still an anarchist, but she's more pop-punk these days.

$10 says that he only signed it because the Democratic legislature sent it to him with a veto-proof majority.

She lives in Illinois, so that isn't a problem (it wasn't a problem outside of the GOP's fever dreams anyways).

I might've had to use it the first time I got one (it was 2006, I really don't remember)…but I didn't when I moved to Illinois, because my DD-214 covered everything (and more) that I would've been able to use a birth certificate for.

He doesn't just talk to fish…he talks to everything living in the water. You realize how many bacteria are in an liquid environment in your intestines?

I've heard that song at college hockey games in Duluth…didn't know it was a polka thing.

Ah…well, maybe I should watch that sometime. :p

Yep, Tambor plays a transgender woman. In case you're commenting from 30 years ago, that means Tambor's playing a woman.

If Morgan Freeman couldn't get an Oscar for playing Mandela (Jeff Bridges won that year), then Elba doesn't have a prayer (especially if his competition includes Christian Bale, Marky Mark, and that guy from 12 Years A Slave).

They killed off Goldman's wife, but that one stuck.

You're kidding, right? For YEARS, networks would schedule shows on Fridays that they wanted to kill off. It isn't called the "Friday Night Death Slot" for nothing…

"Preferred"…by who? There's plenty who don't actually care, as long as you treat them with respect.

Miyazaki said the same thing after pretty much every one of his movies since Princess Mononoke…