Those tears in the upholstery are going to cost a couple of thousand dollars to have custom leather recoverings from Katzkin or an equivalent company

Those seats are color matched with duck tape, so I think you’d be good there.

Quantum Leap? I smell a reboot!

That’s definitely one phrase I’d like to see consigned to the dustbin of history: “real Jeep”. The amazing level of tribalism that emerges for the stupidest reasons.

The Manhattan Project went from “hey this is theoretically possible” to actually blowing up entire cities using physics and math in about 3 1/2 years. The U.S. took 8 years from its first manned spaceflight to landing men on the moon.

This is fun, it’s like we got two versions of the joke: The premium version for people who can interpret humor, and the basic version for those who’d rather not pay extra.

At the risk of politicizing this ... welcome to Trump’s America.

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Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

When it comes to sucking and blowing, I generally don’t argue on technicalities.

“On behalf of the entire crew, it has been a pleasure serving you today and we are looking forward to see you in one of our future flights. We do realize that you have a choice when you fly, and we thank you for making us number 1.”

The base engine sounds just fine for daily driving. I’ve yet to run into a situation, including a bunch of emergencies, where that many horsepower were not sufficient. Plus, you get to:

You’re still good to get your ass to Mars, tho.

No, it’s just Trump as normal. He’s not America first, president first, conservative first, pro-business first, or anything like that. He’s all about Trump. He’s all ego, hot air, bad hair, and small hands.

Trump is attacking a private company because he doesn’t like the coverage the CEO’s newspaper is giving him.

Amazon and other on-line retailers are a prime reason why the Postal Service isn’t on it’s last legs, after Congress fucked around with their pension funding program.

Even a slight uptick in the already-growing popularity of raw milk is likely to cause a lot more illness, they further found.

My wife never told me it was next to a Super Chicken. This should definitely make it easier to find..

There used to be a lesbian club in NYC called The G-Spot. Their motto was “If you can find it, you can come.”

We discovered my wife can squirt well into our marriage (I wish we knew much earlier but I will say it has a lot to do with a period of discovery that happened a bit later in life). It occurred when I was beckoning her to “come hither” (as the article and many others say) while also engaging in some oral pleasure (my…