Some corrections/perspectives:

*joke rocket roaring in the sky above your head*

Its an entertainment / automobile website and this involves rockets.

Go watch fucking Autoline After Hours if all you want is industry news without the joyous snarkiness of a former Gawker blog.

Well, you just need a 100hp engine!

I’ve met quite a lot of them and no, they don’t tend to be “incredibly shitty” actually. The vast majority of people I’ve met were quite nice and probably would think nothing of toddler potty pictures.

Why on earth would seeing a toddler potty picture of you make your boss have a harder time having a professional relationship with you? Why would one make you less likely to get hired?

Who cares? A picture of you at 18 months old with or with out nappies is going to change the trajectory of your life? Lighten up, princess. it really isn’t anything to get excited about, considering you’re one of about a zillion people whose parents did the exact same fucking thing.

Whatever happened to ‘Hey, I brought you into this world; I can take you out of it?’

This is good. More families should sue each other and clog up the courts with their intra-family squabbles. Stay classy!

Yeah, I think that pit bulls are unfairly maligned in the sense that we shouldn’t blame the dogs themselves (anymore than we should, say, blame a bulldog or pug for their breathing difficulties). However, I will note that pit bulls seem to attract, let’s say, a certain kind of unsavory dog owner. I’ve known good,…

That’s not a credible website.

My Star Trek career advice: Know the color of your blouse...

My 3rd and 4th 3rd and 4th drinks are my favorites.

It was the lunar rover in another form that was then seen on the charred roof of reactor number 4 in Chernobyl to help with clear up.

This was America’s first crewed spacecraft, on its way to its first test launch. There’s a mattress underneath it to cushion the ride.

Why do the headlights have to look like this??

Judging by driving one in my dream last night (base model, started at $29,995) It’s a bit numb heavy and distant but is able to slide the back out and get into extra legal speeds quick enough. You have to push it to have fun in it. At the end I was wondering if the looks and “Alfaness” overcame the mild disappointment…

How will Batman learn?

1. Sputnik was a proof of concept. It didn't need to do anything other than beep. The fact it got into orbit at all, unlike the US "flopnik" was enough.

There are some rather ignorant statements in this article, as well as an annoying tone of superiority. However, this one really grated my nerves: