I’m just naturally a monster.

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

“For you, it’s not about his (lack of?) talent or any controversies inside the octagon that irks you about Hardy. At least have the decency to admit that”

“I’m just naturally a monster.”

One time, as a drunk college freshman, I stuck duct tape all over my face in the middle of a party. At about 80% coverage, someone finally asked “What the hell are you doing,” and I had a moment of stunned silence as what I was doing finally dawned on me .All I could say was “Seemed like a good idea at the time.” It…

An Allin who doesn’t cover himself in his own piss and shit while performing? Count me out

I...certainly hope actual World Cup qualifiers involving North Korea aren’t using North Korean refs. Assuming they flew in and out on the same plane as the FIFA officials.

I guess we’ll have to take their word for it that Kim Jong Un scored 10 goals, 5 touchdowns, 8 homeruns and 15 wickets.

Hey Luis, I’ve got a great money-saving idea! You can re-use this article next year when the Chargers open their new stadium.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

Good luck convincing them Alaskan Bald Eagles to fight through all our Canadian Bald Eagles and Canada Geese to get down there to help defend the lower 48.

Well ... he was on the field.

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

No doubt the best head on FCUM TV.

“Endure. In enduring, grow strong.”

For those keeping score, here’s how this past week has gone for fans of Atlanta-based/adjacent sports teams: the Braves were utterly obliterated in Game 5 of their NLDS series against the Cardinals, the Georgia Bulldogs choked at home in overtime against unranked South Carolina, and now this. Fucking hell, that’s…

When you’re up 28-3 and the other team comes back to steal your soul, that’s a “Thrasher”.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

I feel that the sentiment here was “This is the Dolphins we’re going to succeed on this play anyway”