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Yea, but most won’t take the time and invest the bucks to make it look worth a damn to anyone who looks closely.

Open sunroof! Duh! ;)

Well it was a Lotus, so one is safe in assuming there were “tolerances” in the build quality.

Easy answer: Q, under Bond’s order, installed an aquarium within the glove compartment of the Lotus!

Or... avoid all of this and buy a NEW car with good resale value. You know, like an adult. Life is way too short to buy and deal with used cars. Never again.

and they’re passing the savings on... TO YOU!!!

Still one of the fastest in the world.

yeah, well maybe if your state requires a front plate, you should fucking have one on your car.

I crashed a Bing StreetSide car once, but a simple reboot brought it back.

Chill. hate the law, not the man.

Oh I forgot you’re a special flower that doesn’t get tickets for breaking the law. Poor baby do you need mommy or daddy to talk to the cops to get you out of your ticket? Here let me warm up your bottle for you...

Maybe so, but as a Hispanic male that has been treated differently by upstanding police officers compared to my white colleagues I am not going to lose any sleep over it. Do you get a pat down during routine traffic stops?

A trooper regularly does the finger thing at the end of the carpool ramp where it joins the freeway down the street from me. Just stands there pointing cars over to the shoulder with fewer than two occupants. The “trap” is that once you commit to this on-ramp, you can’t see him at the end of it, and by the time you

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If the law requires a front plate, why don’t you have one?

If you are supposed to have a front plate... completely justified. Don’t be a dick.

Oh I’m sorry the pig was doing his job.

I drilled the bumper of my Mustang, which was a factory order, myself for the front plate bracket. What makes you special?

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