I guess Bill Gates would be classified as “Poor” because he has like 1,000 Porsches or something like that, including his beloved gray-market 959.

It’s a budgeting technique wherein you use envelopes to put away the money you need for specific monthly expenses. If you follow the technique, it helps you stick to your budget instead of going over.

Don’t even get me started on people who rent cars to go on vacation so that they can “save the miles” on their own vehicle.

They were also only allowed for a few years during the transition period to airbags. The idea was that vehicles that weren’t in an re-engineering phase could inexpensively add the automated seatbelts until the next full redesign.

Expensive cars in general have steep depreciation. Ever price a 3-5 year old S-Class or 7-Series? Typically 50% depreciation.

It really has the feel of the iPhone 4 “you’re holding it wrong” all over it.

He’s sorry about his poor grammar?

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Check out the OG Lexus SC series. Thin seats.

And a nice, leather-wrapped steering wheel. I’m fine with fake leather seats, because I’m not typically naked when sitting on them. But the feel of the fake leather steering wheels is kind of off-putting. Plus they’re known to wear down faster than real leather.

DeSantis now has something new to cancel: European woke planes!

I’m guessing that’s because, up until a few months ago, Amazon had an exclusive contract with Rivian for the vans. Now they’re available to anyone with money, but it’s easy for that to slip your memory.

Well, they shit themselves over the 914, the 928, the 924, the Cayenne, the Macan...basically anything that wasn’t a 911 variant.

What about the phalanges?

They probably wear Amazon livery. Cuz, you know, there’s more to Amazon. A truckload more.

Reliability concerns? EVs aren’t some fragile race car. These trucks should be more reliable than their diesel counterparts.

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

This truck is so dumb.

Wordplay aside, I believe the “700-ton” actually refers to how much pressure it can exert, not how much it weighs.

I don’t really feel bad for owners of these vehicles. If you can afford a $1M+ vehicle, you’ve got multiple vehicles to drive.