Buckus
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2/4/13
12:25 PM
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Is it just me, or is anyone else finding this trend of LED accent/DRL lights on the front getting out of hand? I mean, some manufacturers are just doing it the lazy way. Saw a new Lexus ES on the way to work, and it had these things. But they looked like they purchased them at some electronics store and just taped Read more

1/28/13
12:34 PM
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Is there some kind of law that non-police Crown Vic drivers have to impede traffic. I shit you not, within 100 yards of each other, on a three-lane road, a crown vic turned right into traffic and immediately traveled to the left lane (where I was driving) and blocked me. I changed to the middle lane, and some guy in Read more

1/2/13
11:36 AM
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I'm too lazy to go into my owner's manual right now, and too lazy to Google it. I have VW GTI, and when the outside temp drops below 40F, there's a warning ding and then a flashing snowflake next to the temperature in the info center. Read more

12/19/12
10:59 AM
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Just got cock-blocked by my Proxy at work. Apparently, the "morning shift" has a malicious i-frame with embedded code.

10/29/12
5:16 PM
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I predict...a flood of "Don't buy flood-damaged cars from the east coast" articles online soon...

10/17/12
6:01 PM
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I wonder if this is the vaunted "VW" reliability: 8400 miles in, my GTI sprang a (small) coolant leak that was repaired under warranty. Read more

10/9/12
12:04 PM
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All the people with tinted taillights can go fuck themselves. I'm tired of not knowing when you're stopping until I realize the gap between us is getting smaller really fast. I usually leave an extra 10 feet or so between me and a car/truck with tinted taillights.

9/25/12
3:08 PM
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#tenhourtuesday? Sounds like the last sex party I had :)

9/25/12
12:58 PM
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So the wifey got into a little fender-bender with the van last week. I rented a Hyundai Elantra for her to drive while the van gets repaired, should be fixed in another week or so. Read more

9/24/12
3:43 PM
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So, some lady in her 20-foot long Duramax 2500 pickup truck nearly sideswiped me today trying to go around a slower car. Her business? Dog massage and walking. WTF? Why do you need a 20-foot long truck? And for fuck's sake, if you're going to drive something like that, please realize it does not handle like a Read more

9/12/12
11:47 AM
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Why is the fuel-economy meter on my vehicle so maddeningly inaccurate? I filled up this morning. According to the meter, the average for the tank was 28.5 mpg. According to MATH it was 25.65 mpg, about a 3 mpg error, or around 10%. Is this normal? Read more

9/4/12
3:59 PM
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So, saw the movie "Conan the Barbarian" last night (2011) and, wow, what an amazing piece of shit that was. Some thoughts: Read more

9/1/12
10:43 PM
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So, I was out at lunch today, and saw a Cobalt with 3 out of 4 wheel covers on. The uncovered wheel definitely had a 4-bolt pattern. But the wheel covers have a 5-bolt pattern on them. DaFuq? Even the wheels are embarrassed to be on a Cobalt.

9/1/12
3:11 PM
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Recovering from vasectomy. Someone pass the ice pack, please.

8/28/12
2:14 PM
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Since I have three kids already, getting the vasectomy this week. Yay?

8/27/12
12:44 PM
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This is why people think Audi TT drivers are asshats...