Buckus
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Feb 4 2013
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Is it just me, or is anyone else finding this trend of LED accent/DRL lights on the front getting out of hand? I mean, some manufacturers are just doing it the lazy way. Saw a new Lexus ES on the way to work, and it had these things. But they looked like they purchased them at some electronics store and just taped Read more

Jan 28 2013
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Is there some kind of law that non-police Crown Vic drivers have to impede traffic. I shit you not, within 100 yards of each other, on a three-lane road, a crown vic turned right into traffic and immediately traveled to the left lane (where I was driving) and blocked me. I changed to the middle lane, and some guy in Read more

Jan 2 2013
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I'm too lazy to go into my owner's manual right now, and too lazy to Google it. I have VW GTI, and when the outside temp drops below 40F, there's a warning ding and then a flashing snowflake next to the temperature in the info center. Read more

Dec 19 2012
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Just got cock-blocked by my Proxy at work. Apparently, the "morning shift" has a malicious i-frame with embedded code.

Oct 29 2012
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I predict...a flood of "Don't buy flood-damaged cars from the east coast" articles online soon...

Oct 17 2012
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I wonder if this is the vaunted "VW" reliability: 8400 miles in, my GTI sprang a (small) coolant leak that was repaired under warranty. Read more

Oct 9 2012
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All the people with tinted taillights can go fuck themselves. I'm tired of not knowing when you're stopping until I realize the gap between us is getting smaller really fast. I usually leave an extra 10 feet or so between me and a car/truck with tinted taillights.

Sep 25 2012
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#tenhourtuesday? Sounds like the last sex party I had :)

Sep 25 2012
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So the wifey got into a little fender-bender with the van last week. I rented a Hyundai Elantra for her to drive while the van gets repaired, should be fixed in another week or so. Read more

Sep 24 2012
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So, some lady in her 20-foot long Duramax 2500 pickup truck nearly sideswiped me today trying to go around a slower car. Her business? Dog massage and walking. WTF? Why do you need a 20-foot long truck? And for fuck's sake, if you're going to drive something like that, please realize it does not handle like a Read more

Sep 12 2012
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Why is the fuel-economy meter on my vehicle so maddeningly inaccurate? I filled up this morning. According to the meter, the average for the tank was 28.5 mpg. According to MATH it was 25.65 mpg, about a 3 mpg error, or around 10%. Is this normal? Read more

Sep 4 2012
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So, saw the movie "Conan the Barbarian" last night (2011) and, wow, what an amazing piece of shit that was. Some thoughts: Read more

Sep 1 2012
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So, I was out at lunch today, and saw a Cobalt with 3 out of 4 wheel covers on. The uncovered wheel definitely had a 4-bolt pattern. But the wheel covers have a 5-bolt pattern on them. DaFuq? Even the wheels are embarrassed to be on a Cobalt.

Sep 1 2012
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Recovering from vasectomy. Someone pass the ice pack, please.

Aug 28 2012
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Since I have three kids already, getting the vasectomy this week. Yay?

Aug 27 2012
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This is why people think Audi TT drivers are asshats...