It’s a classic jalopnik response. “IDK why you would get [insert reviewed car here], when you can get [insert: (a) drastically cheaper car that isn’t even close to the same thing; (b) “cheaper” used car that will surely cost more in repairs than the bank note on said reviewed car; or (c) similarly priced car, but no…

“There’s not a single thing here that you don’t get with a RAV4 at half the price.”

“I don’t understand who this car is for.”

Thank you. I think some people try way too hard to find a reason to be upset. Bunch of keyboard warriors with opinions forged by nothing other than a picture and a few high level specs. It’s been what, 20 years since the Integra existed? Do people expect nothing to change with regards to technology, market conditions…

Website infamous for its snark and distain for modern vehicles upset about snark and distain for modern vehicles from its users.

Citroen Cactus

“It’s turbocharged 1.5-liter Vtec engine, like that found in the most recent Civic Si. In that car the engine made 180 horsepower and 177 lb-ft of torque.”

These fucking adds have to stop. Half my phone screen occupied by bullshit adds. Literally, I can’t even see what I’m typing right now because the upper fucking half is add and the bottom is my keyboard. Getting to be useless on a phone.sometimes less is more. And fuck these adds.

In 2008 I traded my 2002 Sentra SE-R Spec-V (6MT only car) that I bought new in 2001 for a 2009 Altima Coupe with 4 cylinder engine and CVT. It was right after I got married and my wife said my car was too boy-racer and she wanted to be able to drive it, just in case. It was also when premium fuel around me was about…

Different take here. I regret none of my car purchases.

If I had an EV, I would never cross country with it. There are better tools for the job at this point. It’s still early…

The one guy who was thrown clear of a wreck and walked away unscathed as his car burst into flames has a lot of nephews.

No one ever really buys an SUV for speed but it comes in handy when there’s a gap in the Starbucks drive-thru and you have to haul ass to get in line so you can get your shitty coffee fix.

Who said anything about corners?

These and the lincoln continental would make fantastic long-haul highway cruisers. They are subtle too if speed is your thing.

Consumer Reports 2010 Prius reliability “far above average” and 75% customer satisfaction. I think it’s the most sensible decision I’ve seen on this site in a while.

This is the automotive journalism I come to Jalopnik for. What fun. 

Give me that Suburban please.

“I was on the market for an X5 diesel with the comfort seats, a black interior, and blue or black on the outside and were only half a dozen options across the entire country.”

So you are saying that the idea of new models on the Mitsu lot is just a Mirage?  Sorry...I’ll show myself out.