I came to say the same thing! Normally I see some off the wall, unrealistic shit like “YOUR MOM NEEDS ANOTHER FAST CAR!? CHECK OUT THIS LAVENDER/PURPLE CAMOUFLAGE 2006 SUBARU BAJA WITH A 2JZ MOTOR SWAP AND DUAL CLUTCH TRANSMISSION! IT ONLY HAS 219,000 MILES AND CAN BE YOURS FOR $29k! AWD INCLUDED! IT’S ALSO A TRUCK!”

My usual suggestion of a Honda Element seems inappropriate this time. 

This has a shot at being the least-shit collection of responses to “What Car Should You Buy?” in the history of this bit.

He seriously kneecapped us by using that as the lead photo. We had someone buy the first Ecosport on the lot last year, only to sell it back to us after 60 days and buy a Focus or something. We had to wholesale it after 120 days I think.

Kinja’s been pretty bad about it, lately. I’ve been adjusting my ad-blocker (note: I use adblock here BECAUSE the ads are so annoying and intrusive) quite a bit to get more granular control of all the shit. Unfortunately that includes the annoying auto-play of the Jalopnik videos (sorry guys and gals, but it is…

What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck is up with these new ads that FOLLOW YOU AS YOU SCROLL?!?

I like how you convinced her to trade reliable, efficient boring for unreliable, inefficient boring.

So you convinced her to get rid of a kind of boring car, but a damn good one...for a really bad German SUV that probably wont last more than a few years?

You sold a Corolla to buy a Touareg?  Why?

If you drove cross country with someone that you like and it was boring, it’s not the fault of the car.

I feel like Jag going electric isn’t news at this stage, since we’ve been hearing noise around it for what seems like a long time now. They’re getting to be like Ford vis-a-vis the Bronco. “We’re making the Bronco!” Oh really, then can we see it? “No. We’re making the Bronco!”

your toys are not going to save you. it’s time to stop playing pretend.

Naw.

It’s been said a million fucking times, but I’ll say it again: once the government and gun nuts declared loud and clear that they were okay with the senseless murder of innocent children, the die was cast in America. This will keep happening and will never stop. Fuck every single person who still believes guns aren't…

That is a white guy, you idiot.

If you had a disease that killed over 33,000 people a year, the government would take active measures to address that.

They sell fewer 2000 a year, calm down.

You’re really trying to make “CSW” a thing. It’s not going anywhere.

Seconded. It’s got a year round warm climate, so no road salt, so no frame rust.

Yes. Because this is back to basics ruggedness.