I mostly agree with Patrick here, but with those Cruisers holding insane value, I’d probably lean 4Runner.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

CP

I think there is some truth to this. I’d happily rock a Daewoo shirt.

The shittier the marque the more acceptable

Come on, Lincoln, you heard her! If I can make this mockup in 25 seconds, you can do this in 25 months of R&D and tooling adjustments.

Any bigger and Matthew McConaughey is going to need a CDL

Being trapped in Phoenix sounds like a nightmare even when it’s not 120 fucking degrees.

Here’s one of my Dodge shirts from eighth grade (I also had a sweet third-gen Ram shirt that I picked up at O’Reilly. The shirt was way too big, but I didn’t care):

That thing got beat with an ugly stick.

I dunno what happened, but bring it back!

How many people are actually buying the sport bar thing for the new Colorado? That (besides sick graphics) seems to be the main thing missing nowadays.

Is the emissions cheat code Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right Start?

It may not be a popular opinion, but I think this era was “peak car”, especially for me the early 90s. Cars had enough tech to be reliable and fast, like electronic fuel injection, turbos in many cases, disk brakes with ABS, independent suspension, DOHC on almost every engine, and 5 or 6 speed manuals. At the same…

I love Geo Metro stories. Does the story end with you letting it sit for 6 months then scrapping it?

Jalop level 10/10.

Kept driving it until the engine gave out. Added more air fresheners.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.