Kristen, I just wanted to stop and personally thank you for this article.

Here we are merchandising shit for BMWs and this piece brought us to tears. Thank you. <3

Don’t forget “sir, put your hands behind your back.”

You two. COTD. If it doesn’t happen the system’s rigged.

BMW really tries with their “customer expierence” I bought a new M2 last year. Walked into the dealership as a 32 y/o guy in my running gear and was introduced to the sales manager, Told him I wanted to order an M2 and asked how long the list was / how it works / if he needed a deposit. I was #2, he said they dont…

“Sir, you will need to put your pants back on immediately. No, sir, please do not wave that at me. Yes, sir, it is quite chilly in here.”

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

This one sprayed iced tea all over my desk:

For me it was:

I had a 2000 Mustang V6 - the car I bought in high school. I had it for 15 years and it had over 230,000 miles when I sold it. Not one major issue, only your typical repairs for a car of that age. The point is, in the case of many modern cars, it doesn’t really matter what you buy, if you take care of it like you…

These posts are getting old. “Man parks collection of fire trucks in front of house” “man parks airplane in driveway”. Can we stop defending these people? They are any eyesore, and they make the neighborhood look like a circus, which hurts house prices. What’s so wrong with neighbors trying to maintain their house…

People will be soft on this because it’s a vet, and we all want to support our vets. If it was out in the country, it wouldn’t be a problem.

Speaking strictly of today’s supercars, here’s what I’ve got.

SUPER!

300 SL

My pizza dinner is a rapidly depreciating asset.

What self-respecting dealer gives an AK-47 for a truck buyer? AR-15 or GTFO

I drove an autobox CX-5 and honestly, it was lovely.

I’ve owned 3 Wranglers, a ‘76 Cherokee Chief, and a ‘79 Wagoneer. I currently own a ‘93 LandCruiser with 352k on the odometer.

Start reading David Tracy articles and be content that you made the right choice.