The ford guy said “completely separate vehicle”, and the author decided to stretch it to “different platform”, because it’s more exciting.

If you think that it’s going to look like that concept render you keep posting, I’ve sadly got some bad news for you. It won’t. lol

Zed’s dead.

Who’s Zed?

I told her how the internet works. It’s out of my hands now.

“I’m sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.”

Freddy please quit picking on your wife. You should have never let her drive it.

“First the Mustang, now the Bronco? Is Ford going to start naming everything after a horse now?”
- a Millennial, obviously

NOTHING is too edgy and raw for these two:

I saw so many Lancers in Ontario, it was unreal!

Symbolism of Mitsubishi’s success in North America, perhaps?

Honda has now completely eliminated gauges, period. RPMs are now represented by a virtual horizontal bar, very similar to the speedometer found in a late 1980s Buick.

Seriously great photos. The CRV is a nice looking SUV.. but these pictures set it up to look much more interesting than I ever would have expected. Great work! Also, thanks for trying to do something different with the layout.

Well it’s a pleasure to meet you Mr. Dos Equis man. Jesus christ you fucking win

1) From Mbeya Tanzania to Lake Malawi in a Nissan Minivan (I maaaay have punctured the transmission fluid oil pan and had it welded in a tiny village)

I haven’t gotten properly pissed off on the road in a long time. Some of that is because of my personal “Zen motoring” practice, which is to say:

A clean car. And I didn’t ask for it either.

I passed a motorcycle cop running radar on the interstate. My bike buddies had always told me if the cop is in a car, attempt to elude. If the cop is on a bike, pull over and take your medicine. I saw the cop get the “Steak tonight” look in his eyes as I was doing 80+ in a 55 mph zone. He waved me to the side,…