This is an article a cop would post...

Poor NSX. Trump probably grabbed it by the intake manifold.

Does it matter? I’m still not voting for either of them.

I tried to buy one of these new in 1997 the dealer didn’t have any and was not helpful so CP because I’m still bitter

“Car enthusiasts” are unhappy grunts of human beings who generally don’t like anything new at first, and especially don’t like practicality or things most car buyers value. A lot of it is a self identity thing. And i say that as someone who is one.

I hate everyone.

*fwiw I hate Forester owners the least

the girl crashed her Mercedes into a tree a found out how the Mercedes “bends”

Well the good news is, after Brexit, the years you lost over there aren’t worth as much in the US.

But I’m three seconds quicker now!

Top Old Money cars would be an interesting listicle

Buy a used Rolex and

Or buy a lightly used Rolex Daytona and a bus pass. The Rolex will appreciate in value, you can show it off everywhere you go - not just on the road, it runs on the motion of your arm - not gas, it has a better racing pedigree than any of these cars, and when people ask why you don’t have a car, you can just stare at…

I swear, the Discovery is probably the most WASPy vehicle I can think of, especially the current one. It doesn’t scream money the way the Range Rover series does, but believe me, plenty of wealthy people drive them...particularly people with old money.

Another car that satisfies the old-money crowd: an E-Class wagon.

Let’s imagine a car-pool participant. We can call this person Jeff. Jeff is kind of a large-ish medium guy.

The person who’s driving this as a daily driver... There’s no way that thing could possibly drive well, and I imagine going any reasonable speed would be pants-shittingly terrifying.

budget rallycross cars right there. Sorry you are not Jalop enough to see that.

Got stuck behind one of these for 10 seconds back in 2005, when my Mustang was only a week old...got a cracked windshield for it.

All professional drivers. Imagine you were a professional athlete and you were forced to play with whoever shows up, nobbody knows what they are doing or what the rules are. Thats my life.

Anyone who has one of these steaming piles of shit.

Reportedly they’re all being driven around by gorillas.