True human achievement has surpassed swimming. We have boats now.

If Chevy wants me to buy an electric car from them, they need to make it not look like a Chevy.

WHAT THE FUCK

We’re not all Dodge Neons. I for one am a Plymouth Neon.

Considering this happened in Missouri, the Model X just had to drive straight for 20 miles.

Rolls-Royce and Bentley Owners Club national meet last Thursday at the Biltmore

Forgive me. (Graphic image)

Holy crap. I’m impressed.

Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

Please take pictures and send them to me!

This is very similar to the “sandwiches” they serve at the Staggering Ox across Montana.

It’s Friday. My girlfriend is out of town for the weekend. I have the place to myself, and I’m going to try and make this. I already have a bagel cookbook, so I can get the dough/boiling part down. I will let you all know how it turns out. If I never post again, well... someone else will need to pick up the Torch (no…

Where’s my gluten-free, vegan, fair trade option, Torch?

Thank you, food scientist! Email me at jason@jalopnik if you’d like to corroborate further!

Hi! Food scientist here. I can tell you this is a solid idea, but would be expensive to do. With some variation on the internal structure, it’d be much more machine-producible for mass production. My simple fix would be instead of having parallel pockets, have them layered the same way the dessert is. Start with a…

When my sister moved to RI, a neighbor who had moved there 4-5 years early came over to greet them.

It was worth it, just to learn some slight of hand.

How does this not have more stars??

Not one cop car hit? You're losing touch, Mouse.