I don’t know who the guy on the left is, but I really do wish that Rob Ford would have had a reality tv show.

I’ll have to remember that the next time I’m about to embark on a full restoration. Just sprinkle trace amounts of cocaine into the car, go to checkpoint, then sit back and relax as all the disassembly work is being done for free.

I was pulled over late one night in the middle of nowhere for “expired plates” - they were two weeks old. I had been using a weed trimmer earlier in the day, and the cop saw a clump of grass in the floorboard that I had tracked into my car. He asked if he could search the car, and not knowing any better, I let him. He…

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“Orlando police offered no explanation as to why the roadside test revealed the false positive.”

Nobody yet? Really?

You don't know the hole truth.

I donut think they do.

You know this is bad when FLORIDA cops can’t even figure out one of their main food groups...

the officer noticed the driver’s concealed weapon license and asked him to surrender his firearm for safety.

I don’t believe it. How else do you explain my inability to drive past a Krispy Kreme without stopping for donuts?

i mean isnt it ironic though, a cop with 11 years of service fails to recognize donut glaze? he must not be a good cop.

We all know the cops just wanted the donuts.

I would like someone, someone who actually knows, to explain how that roadside test produced a false positive for meth with what is effectively sugar.

I guess Florida’s air is part crystal meth by now. Test anything in Florida or from Florida and the test comes out positive.

So you’re telling me Krispy Kreme doesn’t use crystal meth in its icing?

In fairness, you probably really wouldn’t want to be in ANY car crash if you had a choice, and probably not in ANY early 1990's compact car, regardless of make....

Postal Legacy Wagon for the win!