is $5,500 the new $1,500? I need to readjust my financial compass

Not European enough for the true Jalopnik Hipsters.

I think Heavy Duty pick-ups are eventually just going to look like Rhyhorn with a bed on the back. All these extra bulges and bumps that are kinda squared off, but they don’t exist for any reason other than to make it look butch and manly.

MSRP is irrelevant on this beast. The dealers will mark these things up by $20K or more. Listen up, Ford: I’m in the market for a Raptor, but as long as your scumbag dealers ask more than sticker my money stays in my pocket.

It’s a performance truck, not a Prius competitor. No one.... not one customer, or anyone with half a brain... thinks that this truck is ever going to get any sort of acceptable fuel efficiency. It’s the opposite of what this truck was designed for, and none of it’s buyers will ever complain about having to fill it up…

Fucks sake the start/stop on my Cherokee drives me fucking crazy. That slight delay as it starts back up is wicked annoying, especially after getting into it after driving my Charger.

Start-stop reduces fuel consumption and emissions.

This engine is going to have the dreaded “start/stop” feature, wherein it shuts itself off at stoplights, etc.

“It just felt like a car designed for people that don’t want a driving experience, just a middle of the line sofa to transport them from point A to point B.”

“If you looked–really looked—at the 2016 Toyota Camry, you wouldn’t expect the leggy girls in short dresses who get into the clubs for free to climb out of it.”

Tesla making an electric truck is going to shake Ford and GM to the core. It might not take away from real work truck purchases, but I bet it will take a big chunk from the luxury truck market. And it might even get to Toyota. How about an electric or hybrid Tacoma finally? They have the tech already and could build…

We’ve been given worse.

A Jalop is never satisfied.

I’m still hopeful that there will be a two door...hopeful, but also doubtful.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

What’s a 'Tump'?

Tuuuuuuump

pretty sure thats a Lambo dude

Can I go to pebble beach alone and still have a great time that is worth the experience, an experience that I can only reminisce about with myself in the future?

Jalops gonna Jalop.