The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_…

Problem is all of this is true, with the exception that the woman isn’t a UW athletic employee.

Thinking twice, I do feel like I remember something about the co-ed sleaze. The power-weilding tyrant image is just as interesting, though.

The above poster sounds way more tied in than I’ve ever been, but I can say there have literally been Barry/pregnant cheerleader rumors since the late ‘90s in Madison. I have no way of knowing what kind of truth there is to them though, but I can verify that the rumors exist.

Take peace in knowing you gave Arkansas a football coach who looks exactly like theirs.

Although Bret Bielema’s antics surprise me zero, Alvarez sounds much different than my outsider impression. Would love to see DS dig on some of this.

Chad Alvarez did indeed put a live bird in a microwave in HS at a party. Chad is Barry except he didn’t coach the Badgers back to prominence.

Bo Ryan has been having an affair with a University of Wisconsin athletic department employee from Waunakee, Wisconsin and got her pregnant. Deadspin, if you want to break this story, I just gave you a big lead. Have fun. The story is real.

Don’t be absurd. That was a macaw.