That’s not gonna work in Canada

Bayonetta 2 was the best game I played on the Wii U and frankly one of the best games I have ever played ever, without reservation. I cannot convince anyone else to play it (the erotica overtones) but I was shook for weeks afterwards at the quality and creativity on display from Platinum. If AC is anywhere near…

5:30am - no
6am - i’m awake
6-6:20 - shower eat
7am - work
3pm - i finished
3-3:45pm - you have to be fucking kidding me, fucking audi fuck
4-5pm - why did i have two kids
5-6pm - hopefully dinner
6-9pm - fatherhood
9-11pm - just kidding they’re not asleep
11-12am - internet stress
12-12:30am - post-day cryo because I cry-o
12:30-…

I loaded up to make a new character the day the patch came out. Started as a Tauren Monk and died to the first mob I fought. Even now in the DK starting area (at 55) the difficulty can spike wildly. Plus, with non-healing characters, you have to eat food all the time.

DK fucks me up laughing every time but we all know Mario has that big dick energy, motherfucker keeps a moustache trimmed but isn’t afraid to gain some weight cause the ladies don’t give a shit about that muffintop, just the shroomhead

I agree with most people here that while she came off as a bit of a dick it didn’t warrant a firing. Maybe a reprimand or some sort of paid leave, but not job loss. My wife and I talked about this for about an hour and she raised a good point I hadn’t thought of: that this woman probably deals with far worse…

They got the music right and my british boy TJ Ramini’s in it, I refused to buy Destiny 2 because of how they treated DLC in Destiny 1 but I’m excited to have fun with something and be betrayed by EA this time

Super into it. I thought The Surge was a fantastic game with deep flaws that somehow kept me hanging on long enough to finish. Deck13 games are so so close to being great but they always mess up one (or two) fundamental gameplay mechanics that end up making them intolerable for lots of people. Lords of the Fallen had…

Almost every Rockstar game. I really want to like their stuff but it just never clicks for me (with the exception of Max Payne 3 which was great). I’ve tried every GTA since III and Red Dead and I can’t get past how much boring busywork there is all the time. Starting a mission then going for a car/horseyride to where…

I agree with your assessment. I also got the impression that her angry diatribe at the end was meant to reinforce the general theme of the game: in the end, when the chips come down, all gods are just as bloodthirsty and savage as the next. I gather Freya won’t act on the threats towards Kratos (as Mimir implies, it…

Jotun. I was super excited about the art style, narration, character design, and the (I thought) simple boss rush playstyle. The game is beautiful, true, but the controls are so godawfully clunky I just uninstalled it after the second boss. There’s so much wasted time in between levels and the game doesn’t feel…

Is SB/SD woman redpillers? This feels like woman redpillers.

This is exactly how I feel. I’m not entirely sure if I like it after having completed it, but couch co-op did make the game’s jankiness funny as opposed to the drama they were going for. The final section with the particular shift in gameplay (no spoilers) had my partner and I in stitches because of how poor the…

I have three ideas:

I really enjoyed all three Spyros when I was a kid but I don’t know if I’ll get the remaster. So far they look a lot like the Ratchet and Clank remaster which, although I enjoyed, didn’t feel quite right. I realized that stuffing each level full of background scenery and the introduction of all the modern AAA…

I got about halfway through Pirate’s Curse and I just didn’t get into it. I understand why people love the series for its quirky humour, style, and soundtrack (I agree), but the gameplay never did it for me. The movement and whipping felt janky and the game didn’t have something new or interesting a few hours in: it…

I think what people don’t realize about higher framerates is that while you may have to lower your Visual Resolution (from 4k to 1440p, say) to achieve them, you gain Temporal Resolution as the framerate goes up. Your eyes are able to focus on distinct and even fast-moving areas of a scene, and after a period of…

I just dropped in to remind everyone that Meghan Trainor’s fiance Daryl Sabara is the kid from Spy Kids and he has aged very gracefully

I had a good time with For Honor’s campaign but it ran over long. It’s campy and silly and a power fantasy through and through, but runs a few hours longer than it should’ve. The Samurai campaign is tough: you spend most of it with Orochi and I never quite got the hang of her. I finished it, played multiplayer once…

If I can finish RE7 I’ll try and finish Cuphead too, not stuck but having a dickens of a time with Beppi the mothereffing clown