"PROTECTING THE SANCTITIEZ OF KICKSTARTERZ!!"

mother... fucking... hipsters...

...I'm litterly cry-laughing in tears

It might be lazy to call it "Isometric Borderlands" but that's exactly the vibe I get from this.

Why is everything so green?...

...censor was definitely not the right word to choose IMHO

I've been ignoring HBO more and more lately. I just don't seem to fit in with their "old divorced dad" demo.

...craigslist

Footage of Notch after the deal...

...they're called Xbox kids

I dub this watermelon "The Spider-Woman"

...except that deleting comments like "get raped, Kotaku" isn't "silencing dissenters."

5/10, please make muscles bigger

I'll lol if XBL remains unhacked. Looks like I made the right console choice this gen.

I read a review for this and facepalmed myself a black eye.

With that Burner account, I've a feeling you didn't frequent this place too much to begin with...

I just want a Jungle Book movie that actually represents Kiplings' story. Not some brainwashing "go be normal with your fellow normal humans, Mogli" horse crap. Give me an ending where Mogli's bad-ass army of elephants trample down the human villiage and end Buldeo's thugs, along with Mogli pledging eternal allegiance…

...I always feel so goddamned old whenever I see how tall Harley has gotten when new photos of her are published.

"...so that earns him 'would' points"