TIL I'm actually Kristoff...

I know it's bad to support pulverizing a game with repeated piracy, but Watch Dogs just absolutely deserved it. I was impressed with the Nvidia trailer and gave Ubi my money to show them that PC gamers were worth investing in... and then they shat in my mouth

Harley Quinn doesn't get naked and have sex in any of the Batman video games that she's appeared in. But the Joker's psycho girlfriend does exactly that in the new animated movie tied to Arkham Asylum and Arkham Origins. It's not the only surprise in there either.

Truth... fucking... booooomb....

Basically. Preorders are still the industry's favorite metric, but Activision's president says their importance is lowering.

Dear Plaintiffs:

...all I see are robots with penises

Ahhh, consoles...

Lord Gaben shall assist in your ascension. Ask away, brother.

At least they didn't give her high-heels :\

And they would have covered E3 in any form it presented. Irrelevant examples ya got thar.

1. No, since I'm watching online anyway it will be no different. I'll just have less stage fog to witness... Darn.

The people who don't like the products of that market (F2P) tend to stick with used games and buying games at retail... Which hurts the dev studio. I'd say at this point, devs are giving zero fucks for people that stick with 20th-century gaming values.

The media coverage tends to be CNN and Wall Street Journal, and boy, do those outlets carry hot loads of the gaming audience :P

This is such a 20th century statement. It actually is a waste of money to spend multiple million dollars on a "direct link to gamers" when there's this fucking thing called "the internet."

PC Name: My first name

...he's not a Bayformer

I wish that the first time I had sex with a man had been in a video game. Instead, it was the second. And he really wasn't a man at all, so much as a bundle of pixels and sprites.

Fuckin' Bravo. Just watched the whole thing (which I bet most of these commenters can't claim)

Alien: Isolation