bucklerbrian
BuckNasty84
bucklerbrian

Lol, totally forgot about the robot nipples.

Shout out to all the pro-gaming female players out there. As a man, I'm seriously sorry you have to put up with this bullshit.

....I bet you're a thrill at parties.

"It's a balance, because you can only do so much on any platform," game director Paul Rustchynsky told Edge. "PS4 has been fantastic to work with and we've done a good job of pushing it. It's always a tradeoff, ultimately, and I think we've made the right choices to make the best driving game we could have made.

Lol, can't wait for console-plebs to whine about how this isn't coming to Xbox Live. The sooner that crowd realizes their machines aren't adored by everyone, the better. I also can't wait for the traditional game-console to die off completely.

...U seem upset. Is your girlfriend beating you up at home?

Because dudes don't get raped as much as women do (not accounting for prison stats, I'm speaking about life in the real world). Get over yourself about it, or make your voice heard at 4chan where you'll easily have a bigger audience.

For some reason, everyone I know who's lost weight has also gained 50 lbs of assholishness in return...

guess you're on a potato.

Kotaku, I want to issue an honest Thank You for being the ONLY major gaming website that keeps checking up on this issue. When I see the Watch Dogs ads on IGN or Gamespot, it's no surprise why they only let freelancers cover it. Later, they ended up having this story get buried and ignored.

MAJOR GAME FIXES •Automatically reconstructed corrupted save files which prevented loading to go further than 90%. Some collectibles may remain unrecoverable. •Fixed the issue preventing players from using hacks in game. GAMEPLAY FIXES •Fixed several mission-breaking bugs. •Fixed minor mission and item-related issues.

Good god this game keeps boring me to tears and putting me to sleep every time I watch it in action. Tina's excitement doesn't change this whatsoever. It's like Borderlands without the personality, or Halo without the good lore.

I didn't want to laugh from reading this, but I did anyway. Joe C was the BOSS back in the day, lol.

It's funny because it's pulled from your ass :D

"Hey bud. Wanna throw down on some Xbox before I take your mom out tonight?"

You sounded like an asshole and were modded properly ;)

I'm sorry, but can you please point me to the art-world equivalent of Kotaku or IGN so that I can read their comment sections that have the same hatred toward "filthy casuals?"

"still manages to be far superior both in illustration and content to the polished comic you see above here"