Why is everything so green?...

...censor was definitely not the right word to choose IMHO

I've been ignoring HBO more and more lately. I just don't seem to fit in with their "old divorced dad" demo.

...craigslist

Footage of Notch after the deal...

...they're called Xbox kids

I dub this watermelon "The Spider-Woman"

...except that deleting comments like "get raped, Kotaku" isn't "silencing dissenters."

5/10, please make muscles bigger

I'll lol if XBL remains unhacked. Looks like I made the right console choice this gen.

I read a review for this and facepalmed myself a black eye.

With that Burner account, I've a feeling you didn't frequent this place too much to begin with...

I just want a Jungle Book movie that actually represents Kiplings' story. Not some brainwashing "go be normal with your fellow normal humans, Mogli" horse crap. Give me an ending where Mogli's bad-ass army of elephants trample down the human villiage and end Buldeo's thugs, along with Mogli pledging eternal allegiance…

...I always feel so goddamned old whenever I see how tall Harley has gotten when new photos of her are published.

"...so that earns him 'would' points"

TIL I'm actually Kristoff...

I know it's bad to support pulverizing a game with repeated piracy, but Watch Dogs just absolutely deserved it. I was impressed with the Nvidia trailer and gave Ubi my money to show them that PC gamers were worth investing in... and then they shat in my mouth

Harley Quinn doesn't get naked and have sex in any of the Batman video games that she's appeared in. But the Joker's psycho girlfriend does exactly that in the new animated movie tied to Arkham Asylum and Arkham Origins. It's not the only surprise in there either.

Truth... fucking... booooomb....