Someone spent 2 grand on a PC? First time this PC gamer has ever heard of that happening :\

I wish the Vita would get a price-cut already so I can play it on that device in private. There is NO FUCKING WAY that I'm getting this on PS3 for my fiance to see me playing on the living room HDTV :\

This "cock" posts there all the time. It's more like they have an "asshole-blocker" simply for blocking "assholes" (which you apparently sound like)

WHERE... ARE... HER... NIPPLES?!

I recommend Zoosk. When I was single, I found plenty of hit n' run pussy on that site ;)

Dat final scene...

My theory is that your account is the real Phil Fish :\

And I'm the type of Navy vet that would have stopped wasting time talking and thrown you a "blanket party" instead. HHHAAAARRRDCCOOOORRRE, MAAAAANNNN :P

I'm reeeeaaallly trying to figure out how you can't fuckin' read a tag lable...

troll... harder... shithead...

My, my... What powerful weapon-swinging abilities these floating tits n' asses have in store for us.

"Microsoft assures us that self-published indie games won't be relegated to the wasteland of the Xbox Live Indie Marketplace."

PAC MAN FEVER HAS NOW BEEN WEAPONIZED!!

Saw that Big Bang Theory was on the list for Best Comedy and immediately discredited this awards show for eternity. I felt the same way when I realized that Michael Bay had been given the keys to vote in the Academy Awards :\

Well now, looks like this "old coot" just got me interested into watching his new film.

M'kay, bitch...

After Square herp-derped their message by pointing out the "failing" sales of this game, Crystal Dynamics came out and publicly stated how PROUD they were of the game's market performance. It was definitely a war-of-words. And seeing how the top brass at Square is getting shaken up, I'm guessing CD's message won ;)

And this... is how the machines will rise :\

My favorite abbreviation for the Final Fantasy series (and Square as a whole) is FFS :D

You might like this take on the genre...