Those games are seriously fucking overrated. Get over it.

Cool! It's the new Jill to first-trailer-dude's Chris!

Is it me? Or can I only see two little black dildos hanging from the Dualshock 4?

This site has nothing on the way that IGN dangles from Sony's ballsack :\

Hi. Sucks that you're uncomfortable... Welcome to 2013! :D

So basically his takeaway from all this is to be cautious and do the exact same thing that I learned about the internet when I was 12 in '96? M'kay!

For me, this is bringing back memories of the Dickwolf debacle from Penny Arcade. I'll defend the original joke (or game in this case) but, however, I still feel that the creator's response could have been a bit less "assholish." Also, no game isn't considered non-sexist just because "womenz luvz it."

This is why they should make a "How to use Kotakucore" video alongside the one they made last week.

I reeeeeaaallly hope that fuckin' tattoo is not real :\

HEY KOTAKU, I'd like to officially report a Misandry-Troll. I'm not bullshitting.

Ugh. Sexually-selfish bros annoy me the worst. Get the fuck over it, bud. It wasn't the other player's fault your relationship was over. And you hit her too for trying to calm your adolescent ass down? It's even more aggravating when these dickheads think "there's still a chance" with the ex. I've had to deal with…

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Oh goodie, the local rape-apologist came by to visit. Gather around children, this is what a douche nozzle looks like :D

For me, the difference between FO3 and New Vegas is that I actually remember the story of 3.

Step 1) Buy a 360.

What... a... dipshit comment.

Patricia has the best trolls that follow her to post stupid-as-fuck comments like yours.

Sweet jesus I completely forgot how young and little the Princess looks in the first Super Mario game. Dafuq Mario! You hangin' around the middle school parking lot again?

They already are! That same Gamestop employee gave me the stink-eye and argued with me when I mentioned that I'd probably buy the XB1 first, lol.

It's more than just that. I talked to a Gamestop employee and they're only getting a 5% cut of each traded-in used game license. All the Gamestops only ordered a limited supply because they don't really want to sell the thing that wants to put them out of business.