I really wish you would have posted this article monday. I would have LOVED to have shot the eclipse in more detail. Although I don't think I did too bad with just a 200mm

@ZackRI: maybe it was supposed to be posted on io9 and someone got confused or someth... no, no its probably just for the click-throughs and ads.

@Skydog: the funny thing is, it actually IS just as good a read now as when it was posted on Lifehacker five months ago.

@milrtime83: "I guess saying what actually happened wouldn't have made for a very good headline."

@rubbabiscuit: There already is a cure for Stupid, I have six cures in my revolver, and two in my shotgun.

@BlackYoshi7: anything not to let the whole TSA scanner debacle die.

@gnur: yeah, and even more creepy.

@Caturday Yet?: because it uses technology, it's Giz-worthy... nevertheless, it's still creepy as hell.

@dklockshine: looks like the most awkward way to get off a rollercoaster ever!

@balloondoggle: That's actually a lot of stuff i was not expecting to see.

@smirkette: You should consider trying to drink in the traditional neat fashion, with a glass of ice water. Sip the whiskey (or scotch if you're me) and while its in your mouth take a sip of the ice water.

@SeaDuds: I can attest to this. I have tried them, and they are quite underwhelming in my opinion.

@Jester21: [www.super8-movie.com]

@RainyDayInterns: Great... you probably just accidentally blinded an entire alien colony. When they show up pissed off looking for the dude with the green laser pointer don't expect anyone to have your back.

@buzzbuzz: I vote to blow up stuff.

@CountCrotchula: Not funny to you. It's still funny to everyone else without a dead brother from cocaine overdose.

"You really know how to make a guy feel insignificant, don't you?"

@Grahmo: He didn't have the option to pay more, which he would have, for usable internet access.

@dan.p: Glad I could brighten your day.

@dan.p: It'll get Jason's boss riled up if he can't do his work, and therefore Jason, by way of knowing his boss will be agitated if he can't do his work.