@stavosws6: I forgot to put the ;) at the end of my previous reply. comedy fail.

@RustyNeedle: It really never gets old.

@stavosws6: Toni Nicosia... it says right in the video.

@The Albatross: I don't think that minority is as minor as you might think...

@Donuthead: they think that, because it's partially true.

@gonchu.b: and also open up the possibility for software malfunction or failure due to conflicting commands from an input device... which the volume button is.

@Greg Vladimer: don't hold your breath for that. ;)

@Hearthatvoiceagain: Call me a dick, thenand I'll wear it proudly because you really have no clue, do you?

@dan: because in 5 years when your wireless is as fast as your wired is now, your wired will be 5x faster still.

@Apples_to_Oranges: Me too. I went and ordered mine earlier this week and asked them about the availability of the white one. They (AT&T) said it wasn't even in their system as an option yet. That's when I knew something was up and didn't expect it to come out. So I ordered the black one. I'm going to be putting a…

@jdale: That is the greatest story I've ever heard!

@Igor Neumann: are you f'n kidding me with that? does that actually exist?

@rashad123us: I just hearted you for that one.

I only hope for one thing to happen at this press conference:

@gibson_se: in your case I suggest throwing out the room mate.

@Msj2705: you put weed in it and get high.

@yah5: at least we're not on the surface of Mercury... the temperature ranges from −297 °F to 801 °F ...

@KillerSpork: I was going to go for the exact same clip... Damn my lunch break. 10 minutes too late.

@syrdax: This just made today, and every day day hence forth wonderful.

@athenarouse: This has nothing to do with the post, but "Nine Times Out Of Then" sounds like a great band name.