God, imagine how embarrassing it would be to come in after Jeb Bush? A man whose own mother only sort of considered voting for him recently?

That boy. His face.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

BAM! oh wait that the other loud short food guy.

I thought Blac Chyna was a dinnerware pattern.

I’m not single.

I’m not single.

there was some internet hub bub that she might have/supposedly got Kardashian derriére treatments?

“Be yourself always no matter what.”

Or the ones who say we need to forgive him for beating Rihanna, cause she has... never mind all the times he has been violent since. Anger management clearly didn’t take with this one.

Sheesh man, I’m not a Deadstan, but pardon Diana if she isn’t immediately ready to trust every last resume detail from an Internet commenter named MILF Hunter. I mean, at least tack on Esquire, heh.

Yes, but they will be only the best consequences that money can buy.

You’re welcome!

He probably didn’t make it two years, that’s just how long it took him to get caught. And the only reason why we know about his “beer pong” violation is because someone at that party had the presence of mind to record him and post it on Twitter. I highly doubt that was the first party (with booze) in two years that…

They have a sheet metal business with $15million a year in sales. They also have about 20 criminal and traffic offenses between them, dating back about 20 years (neither did any jail time). The father beat it by making restitution for a theft. The mom was also charged with, amongst other things, drunk driving and…

I rolled my eyes right out of my head when I saw Kylie’s ring. She knew exactly what she was doing, she knew what people would ask. Very much for attention.

No, they were.

Scrimshaw and chill

Is she actually an idiot or is she just brainwashed? I’m hoping brainwashed. I cannot fathom staying with any partner on earth if I found out he was a child molester.