Great. Jeans that necessitate a Brazilian wax....

So many layers of wrong. I’ll go for the obvious one....where is her hoop skirt/petticoat/crinoline? Them’s some pointy knees.

My first boyfriend broke up with me because he was upset that he chipped a tooth. Or so he said.

I have lots of leftovers. I donated one to my co-worker for her three year old son - he was Vince Neil for Halloween!

It's my heart on my sleeve...forever. We also had custom temporary tattoos made for our guests and the same design was on our cake.

Because - kids.

Weddings? I have had a few.

Sounds like milia, not pimples. I feel for you.

I buy mine mostly from Simply Be (UK Company), Lane Bryant, and Torrid. Yes - Torrid!!

Moto Jackets are my repeat-purchase vice. Leather, pleather, linen, denim, cotton, sweater-knit, jersey, boucle, tweed, metallic, cropped, hi-low, quilted, studded, belted, buckled, zippered... I got em all.

That's one aggressive candy....

I'm down. I love cotton candy.... I think I didn't get my RDA of it as a kid.

"Biffed her shit" is my new favorite phrase.

Impressively harsh!

So, so gross. I can imagine the director instructing her exactly how to act....."You're intrigued, yet afraid. You've never seen an unwrapped lollipop before..."

Joan Freaking Cusack.......!!!

For the longest time I thought the name was "Tagalog", like the language. Which, in conjunction with "Samoas"......kind of made sense?

Hippo farts.....bonus?

This is my family. Every single one of us is overweight now...except for the youngest who is borderline anorexic.