Stanley Cup - Genius! MisterWhitworth loves hockey so much he pretends to be Canadian.

What's with the model's "business in the front, party in the back" sweater? It disturbs me.

Not a customer story - but rather personal. In the 90s I dated a guy who was basically illiterate. He didn't know I knew, but I knew. Anyhow, he once tried to bake me a cake but since he was unable to read the directions he decided to wing it. Picture a dark, semi-oval lump with incinerated black edges smack in…