The Thundercougarfalconbird is happening!

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

...we really should stick with metric units.

This rig was in a war 72 years ago, has a tree growing thorough it and it’s still in better shape than the Jeep FC you found in Washington state.

Okay. Replace “cars” with “rental pickups” and call it done.

I don’t care what anyone says.

The work pileup is why my colleagues are all so good at saying “I can get this done in 5 days and remember, I’m going to be out next week and you’ve only given me three days, so I’ll get back to you when I return.” Triage that shit — do what absolutely cannot wait (regulatory or outside deadlines, etc.), then do what…

Those vacuum tubes used at banks could be even more efficient.

Yeah, the only thing that really sucks is any kind of automated Kiosk (car wash, parking garage, etc) is waaaaay too high relative to the window to use without getting unreasonably close to it. And I have giant monkey arms since I’m 6'6". But that would be true of any 911 really.

My personal high point in “mundane every…

As someone with a 991.2 GT3 (the least practical Porsche one can still reasonably daily drive), it actually does all of those things pretty fantastically, and yes, it keeps a big grin on your face the whole time. The only thing it sucks for is long highway drives where the road noise is oppressively loud - I wear…

BRING BACK THE ELEMENT, HONDA! You’ll sell dozens of them and I will gladly buy 1. Maybe 2 if my significant other can be convinced. Hell make it electric while you’re at it. It already had a flat floor so running it on a skateboard chassis makes all the sense.

Stop pretending that it is still 1979 and that you somehow can hit perfect shifts every goddam time. Automatics have been superior to your dumbass revving at stop lights for several decades now.  Coasting in neutral has always been dangerous, and you’re not saving the fucking planet by doing it.

The Grom is much closer in size to the Monkey.

Do you have a personal beef with the author? Did Jalopnik reject your resume? You spew a lot of vitriol for a grown-ass-man... 

I get paid pretty damn well, too! I have to replace the keyboards pretty frequently, what with all the shit gumming up the keys, but it’s a tough job and somebody’s gotta do it. 

You may be new, but that’s more or less it.

Hello Lewis Hamilton here, just want everybody to know I am nice and relaxed having relocated my belongings into the heads of Max and Horner.  Who knew it was soooo easy to gain access and that it is like Hotel California in here.  

For a couple of games a year the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers change their name to the Udder Tuggers. The logo is amazing so I bought a couple of t-shirts.

“Proven life saving technology is terrible. How dare they include airbags in this vehicle. I must be able to turn them off forever, let me die in a perfectly preventable accident like a real American”