We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.

I personally prefer Bistromathmatics for my propulsion.

I would have loved a world war z series as a ken burns-Esque miniseries. Make it like a pbs doc!

I think it goes without saying that if this:

If someone buys lambo after a breakup/divorce the first thought is pity, not jealousy.

I think the car that makes your ex jealous is...

I’m sure glad they’re covering Batman’s parents getting killed. I’d hate for any iteration of the character to have to go without that, because there’s still people on earth who don’t know his backstory.

It’s a little known fact that Egon was a huge fan of Perfect Tommy.

Jim Jefferies. The whole 15 minute bit is worth listening to.

Too bad they were attempting THE IMPOSSIBLE.

y’all laugh, but every time i see one of these, I get the phantom pain squirms thinking about bouncing and skidding off asphalt like that. ggguuuuuhhh. NNNNOOOOOPPPEE.

“We all want the things we love to be the most popular thing.”

God I hope you’re right about the music. All this twee, play nice folkie stuff makes me want to put my fist through a wall. ;-)

It’s even simpler than that. They’re mad because they haven’t been winning awards, and they choose to blame external sources and cabals rather than the merits (or lack thereof) of the work itself.

Here’s the thing — their fiction was NEVER in fashion. They don’t realize that the hugo and nebula awards were for thought-provoking science fiction. The number of bog-standard military great-white-hope power fantasies that ever got awards pales in comparison to the things that explored social issues of the time. Look…

As soon as the Social Justice Warriors

you have never built anything yourself, I’d bet

It is clever! I hate the blind spots you get from modern cars and their GIGANTIC pillars.

Huh, somebody has been watching too many Marvel movies/shows!