Yes, it’s just that easy. Everyone knows that those easy bumper sticker solutions always work.

Considering that I have a cousin who believes that Joe Biden personally raised the price of gas because AOC and the other big city liberals want to take his car away, I’d say yes, idiots are willing to believe anything and if they hear that their senator or rep voted to stand up to Joe Biden’s evil high gas prices,…

Enthusiasts: WE DEMAND A CHEAP RWD SPORTSCAR with no bells and whistles that’s just about handling.

Toyo-baru- Mmmm kay, here you go- it’s cheap, it’s RWD, it’s got a pretty decent manual transmission and it’s got no frills. We’re honestly kinda proud we were able to...

Enthusiasts: NO. WE WANT WRX POWER. MORE POWER.…

Enthusiasts ruin everything they touch, and Manufacturers know it, which is why they stopped listening to you. Manual transmissions suck, CVT is totally fine and you are not nearly as good a driver as you think you are. No one needs over 200hp. No one needs a trackable sedan. The Prius is pretty much the perfect car…

OK, I’ll bite: There’s a reason that crossovers are so popular. They’re just better at doing what 90% of car buyers need than sedans. They’re more comfortable and they’re easier to load. They are the station wagons enthusiasts keep whining that we need more of.

Nuclear power is absolutely awesome, until you have to dispose of the waste. I would be more OK with Nuclear power if all the pro-nuclear power folks volunteered to have nuclear waste stored in their state. But what usually happens is that waste gets dumped somewhere where people don’t have enough political power to…

oh no, it will be filled with nuovo-riche assholes disinterestedly drinking cocktails as they try and impress other disinterested nuovo-riche assholes with how disinterested they are about the whole thing.

A couple weeks ago my girlfriend and I got to go see a live concert in person for like the first time in 2+ years. It was an amazing show at a venue we’d never been to. The show was great, but as I was looking around at the venue at one point, I saw that there were like 5 private reserved boxes at the very top and…

Clearly you’ve never owned a VW :)

Even worse they’ll make you a nervous wreck- like, any time you hear any weird noise you’re like “oh crap, is that a thing?” Also, though they are inexpensive to buy, they share most of their parts with Audis, so service is more like Audi prices, not honda prices. And tires will kill you. Because every VW needs the…

Oh hell no.

I really knew I should have added /S> after that because it was totally sarcasm. As in, the truckers would tell you that anyone who tries to citizens arrest them is clearly antifa, because only antifa could possible object to their heroic quest to... Wait, what are they trying to accomplish?

I really knew I should have added /S> after that because it was totally sarcasm. As in, the truckers would tell you that anyone who tries to citizens arrest them is clearly antifa, because only antifa could possible object to their heroic quest to... Wait, what are they trying to accomplish?

I really knew I should have added /S> after that because it was totally sarcasm. As in, the truckers would tell you that anyone who tries to citizens arrest them is clearly antifa, because only antifa could possible object to their heroic quest to... Wait, what are they trying to accomplish?

It sells because it’s a bargain. It prices out cheaper than a civic once you add a sunroof (sunroofs are always a trim level lower on crossovers than sedans) and you can fit a washing machine in the back with the seats folded down, which you cannot do in a civic. I know it’s fun to bag on crossovers but you basically…

Meh, middle aged white guys are allowed to point guns at cops with impunity.

An antifa member says what?

What self respecting trucker doesn’t have empty bottles in his truck for pee? It’s literally a thing they do every day- it’s one of the worst parts of cleaning garbage from the side of the road- they’re called “trucker bombs”.

As soon as I saw this story I knew exactly where it was. This has been going on for DECADES thanks to some weirdness in Wisconsin (or maybe just Madison) gas pricing laws.

OK, hear me out: ALL OF THEM.