Now the rest of America gets to know how Maricopa County felt for the past 24 years…

I told some of my coworkers that I haven't felt this shocked since September 11, 2001. My girlfriend and I just stared at each other in disbelief as CNN called the election for Trump.

Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio is still hot on the trail of that one.

That's alright, Mikey Boy is a pretty awful person. His dad, however, is a god to a lot of Ohioans (and probably rightfully so). The Bengals might've won Super Bowl XXIII had Stanley Wilson not been coked out of his mind and had Tim Krumrie not split his leg in half. Also, figuring out a way to stop the Niners'…

REDS FAN: You guys remember the Big Red Machine? PETE ROSE SHOULD BE IN THE HALL OF FAME!

I always thought the "Worst Person in Ohio" distinction should go to either Art Modell (even though he technically left for Baltimore in 1996) or current governor John Kasich. Is Charles Keating still alive? He'd be another in the running.

Its fuckin' huge!