Lord Lard is despised and reviled in his home state. He had the opportunity to be beloved and respected but he flushed it all away when he just couldn’t manage to repress his natural dickish tendencies, just like he can’t control his massive appetite.

It must be so, so awful to be in a position where you’re forced to interact with that pudgy orange cretin, with his peculiar faces and bizarre gyrations. How any sane human can resist punching him in the face is beyond me, every single thing he says and does is enragingly annoying.

Jesus freaking Christ what the fuck is his deal with that fruity “thumbs-up” thing he does all the time? He looks like a complete asshole, he has all the dignity of a dog with the fucking runs. My fondest wish is to get just one shot to approach that cretin and beat the fucking shit out of him, no one needs a vicious…

Meanwhile the GOP candidate is an amphetamine-fueled twitching weirdo who paints his face orange and never stops flailing around making bizarre gestures and faces AND has yet to say one single coherent, logical, plausible or sensible thing during his farcical campaign.

Let’s face it, if the refs aren’t going to enforce the rules regarding head shots it’s just simply sound strategy to bash the QB’s brains in and hopefully knock him out of the game. So some DL piledrives Tom Brady headfirst into the turf and breaks his neck, big deal. Fifteen yards and here comes the back-up,…