Come for the Cardinals pain, stay for the Mitch Hedberg quotes. These articles just keeps getting better and better.

I noticed he seems to call time outs at very helpful times, not necessarily at the normal moments you would expect a time out to gather the troops but almost before any big run develops, or sometimes even in the moments before some swing in momentum feels like it might occur.

I wonder what hurts more, the literal kick in the balls that Steven Adams got from Draymond Green, or the figurative kick in the balls that the Warriors are getting from the Thunder?

Hilary is disliked because for 30+ years there has been an entire cottage industry whose sole purpose has been to tell stories about how horrible and corrupt and dishonest and terrible the Clintons are. Drudge Report, Rush and the rest of the right wing talk shows, Fox News, and many others have all spent a huge…

That is what the GOP would love for everyone to think. Their mantra is “both sides do it, both sides are the same” because if they can get enough people to think that and say fuck it and not vote, the GOP knows those will be Democrat voters that are staying home.

These people haven’t felt this good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978.

It sure as fuck would not be trump or any republicans either. If a bernie supporter can’t get themselves to vote for clinton then so be it, it is shortsighted to do but whatever. But at the very least don’t vote trump and DO vote for congress and the senate and state house and everything else because the right wingers…

Obviously not those people, but he can certainly find candidates running for various offices that are in favor of the same sort of policies he is in favor of and tell his supporters to support them too.

Rules that require you to fill out paperwork properly, return phonecalls, and register in a timely manner are not unfair rules.

He’s not going to be president, he’s not going to be the nominee. And even if he was president he would not be able to implement his policies because congress would stand in his way.

The only way this column could get any better would be if there was an installment every day.

That is part of the problem with the republican party and its followers, it is often difficult to tell the difference between hateful views and conservative views.

The refs missed a travel. The Warriors missed a bunch of shots.

Warriors certainly played below their level but the Thunder did not play a great game either. Westbrook and Durant hit 33% or so of their shots? Durant had 3-4 terrible turnovers in the first half where he just tossed the ball into the hands of a Warrior, and of course he missed 7 of his last 8 shots in crunch time.

Republicans have put their faith in three different Cubans to stop trump with no success.

millions of poor people who work their asses off would disagree with you if they had time to comment on articles on the internet between their 3 jobs.

Just raise the inheritance tax a lot. If your parents were rich because of all their innate genetic talents then you should have many of those same talents as well and should be able to be just as successful right?

He looked old missing those two bunnies at the end of game 7 when they lost to Miami in 2013 as well but won a ring the next year so there is still hope.

The series is going to feature 3 of the 5 best players in the world and the team with 2 of them is the underdog.

Dr J. was the beta version of Michael Jordan.