Browns are gonna brown. We’re already hoarse from screaming and cursing and it’s not even half time. Do they know they can.. you know... just choose *not* to commit penalties?

Apparently the Patriots D/ST is currently dominating fantasy football. Although to be fair to the Brown, at least they got some results going in the second half. Now if they could just stop getting those flags.

Chevy wouldn’t still be making trucks today if it wasn’t for Seger.

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from…

Disparaging reference to “Capital Hill” - are we sure this guy's not a marxist?

You can always count on Republicans to make the case for gun control.  Good job Rob Drake.

Meanwhile, I’d just like to remind people what it was like to have a GOAT who could genuinely laugh at himself:

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

It made more sense at the time. The wrap on Rodgers was that he was a system qb coming out of Cal. There certainly had been Cal qbs who went to the NFL and were disappointing. Rodgers also had time to develop. He rode the bench behind Favre for two years and I think that helped. Heck, it might have even made him…

Vrabel had the red flag out and was talking to the ref. It seemed like the ref was telling him he couldn’t challenge the spot for some reason. I thought he had it as well, although the center somehow had the ball lined up on the yellow line to start the play.

So you’re say there might be some merit to the theory that Mike McCarthy fucking sucked?

That was a real half-assed tackle.

Like every other American, I tell them the tallest height I think they’ll believe.

It’s simple. If you don’t give FailKids professional sports teams, then they run for office. Let them run teams into the ground; then that’ll keep them occupied and you don’t end up President Dean Spanos.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Problem is, if they haven’t already used it, a team scoring to take the lead under two minutes will just take it then and run out the clock, thus preventing the other team from answering.

I am all for your change to the onside kick, if nothing else then to see how Belichick twists it to gain an unforeseen advantage.

This is true, but I do think it understates the lengths that government will go to make the NBA disappear. Media blackouts, merchandise blackouts, international competition bans, pressuring companies that do business with the NBA — they’ll flex every muscle they have to erase the league from China.