They really should each have the same pattern on opposite sides so it looks like they cut two shirts in half and sewed them back together to make them like that.

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Shit this is LA, they could sign a Kardashian or some WME agent or Kevin Hart for $10 million if that was an option.

This.

Gotta go with the Bucks and Giannis.

Showing your identification “in a very threatening kind of way” is the sort of excuse for shooting people that cops have been waiting for all their lives.

Kawhi needs to just sign one year contracts for the next five years or so and see how many teams that he can help win NBA Championships.

The point is, we don’t need asterisks in general because almost every team that wins has to deal with injuries in some way or another.

This is one of the best ways I have ever seen a situation like this described.

Someone is gonna give McCaw a max contract just in case.

Anyone giving an asterisk to this win has to give an asterisk to the first Warriors title when they played LeBron with no Kevin Love and Kyrie for only one game.

This reminds me of how they should deal with penalty kick shootouts.

The most satisfying outcome would be for Kevin Durant to come out and say he does not want to play for a team owner like that and head to free agency.

I hope the free agent class this year and in years to come (including the one guy who is the most sought after) consider whether they really want to play for a team owner like that.

This is a very trolly list, but Scarlett Johansson and her one and only tone of voice are obviously absolutely correct.

The issue is the crowd being directly on the sideline. In soccer nobody is within 2 feet or less of the pitch. If a bunch of rich people wanted seats that close and the teams decided to allow that, those fans would be getting balls to the face or players smashing into them too. But they would know, if they have seats…

Hopefully his tattoos of Curry and Durant’s numbers on his arm curse the Warriors more than his support for Toronto does the Raptors.

The thing is, if he really worked on his midrange shot, got a great consistent form, and was able to improve it, his 3 point shot would also probably improve incrementally just as a side effect.

The reason the Bucks lost is Kawhi Leonard. He has won in the Finals and been a Finals MVP. Kawhi has already learned these lessons and that is why he advanced.

Lakers should have just traded LeBron straight up for Anthony Davis.