I dunno, I'd imagine for a rapper like him to make a diss song with a hook as ridiculous as "I'm a cheesehead, ya'll niggas cheese-whiz!" you have to actually be a fan. I am partial to the line: "Got a pocket full of big faces, throw it up, touchdown on... Ike Taylor!"

Let's see how "lackluster" your rendition of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" is after drinking a 22-oz styrofoam cup of cough syrup. All things considered, I think he did quite well.

Doctors, like many other professionals with technical expertise, deliberately use vague and jargony speech, particularly when dealing with the press. It's a power play and it's stupid. He should just say what he means. The only thing Katie J.M. Baker did wrong was not be more forceful in calling him out for making…

I'm actually surprised at how little photoshopping was done, and most of it was to basically create a shortcut so you don't have to spend as much time on the technical side... don't bother getting the perfect light, just change it. In a couple of the pictures they edited the armpit area — but I'd argue that's not…

You're not particularly coherent... but I'll try to respond... Yes, USADA are also a bunch of assholes, so are many of the people who provided evidence against him. But moral fallout and social meltdown? Unless you're in the Mafia and have some kind omerta, which is a romantic idea when portrayed in movies, but…

well... i feel like even MLB was in denial about it, most people understood what was going on with McGwire... I feel like there was a lot of talk about asterisks even while he and Bonds were trying to set their records. I mean, not from people like Rick Reilly who could barely stop jerking off to their own purple…

Yeah, I don't really expect it, but I'd like to parade around and point out how everyone was so fucking in love with him, and now are all acting so casual like they knew.

Whatever nerd... he's a cheater.

I've hated Lance Armstrong for years... he always seemed a pompous prick, and considering everyone else in cycling was pretty openly on steroids, I just could not believe that he wasn't too, but whenever I pointed it out, people would get irrationally angry and shriek things like, "He just works harder than everyone…

Because they made a hard statement that they'd sit him at a certain point and they made that statement at a point in the season where they though the season would be a success if they were going to be better than .500.... no one imagined they would have the best record in baseball and be an actual WS contender.

I like baseball, but I don't have time to watch much more than Nats game — all of which are available with basic cable. Fuck paying $8 a month.

If you could get a spare Buran, why not just go with that?

I do love her hair... but the role that made her famous was Mad Men, and the thing that made her a prominent character on the show was not her hair. It was her body. Now... the thing that made her an INTERESTING character on the show is that there is much more to her than just the body (on the show and in real life in…

Well, her breasts have played a major role in her fame. I think we can be more delicate about it, and I certainly think she has every right to be offended by being called "full-figured", but she is an enormously attractive woman, who has a body type that is unique in this day and age and she is well-known for it.

All our information is also coming from one communication, less than 160 characters. To say there's a lot that we're not privy to is a huge understatement. When my son was born, a ton of things happened that I didn't understand that I later found out were kind of dangerous moments... If asked to relay that information…

Not that I'm dying for the curly W to be ubiquitous, but Yankees hats alone probably make their payroll. Of course, the team has to be good for awhile to achieve real status, but it's something that's just not going to happen with the Orioles, or the Kansas City Royals...

There's no such thing as a single stat that defines it all... but I think RBI is an important one still.

NFL fandom is hard to compare with baseball fandom. But I think the Nats could (if they keep on the path they've been on) build themselves into a solid franchise with as a good of a fanbase as any. It will ebb and flow with good and bad years, but not any more so than other teams. And, I think it does have the…

"You're saying that the way we should compare these two players is by simply counting the total number of runners they batted in, and ignore the number of chances they had?"

A) Oh well.