Eh. I probably wasn't going to watch them before this decision and I still won't.

Fuck you, everyone knows blueberry cake donuts are the best. This is an accepted fact and only a total pervert would not grab the blueberry cake donut first.

You really know how to talk to people. Waiters must love you... and the 7th graders in the math classes you teach.

Why would they do that? They're doing their job trying to get pictures of him. We demand that they get pictures of him and they we're going to blame them for trying to do it? Like Belachik both the Harbaughs need to remember what the point of the game is — the fans...

Is that really bribery or just making a deal?

Well, it's going to take off at sometime. Oil isn't going to last forever. Do you want to be making electric cars or buying Chinese made ones?

Clearly you're not the demographic target.

Yeah, let me know when you get everyone to agree to having their driving mileage monitored.

The $7,5000 in taxpayer funded money that went towards the purchase of the electric car gets paid back via the tax revenue created by expanded manufacturing when electric cars take off. The more it takes off, the more we dominate the industry, the more cars we sell, the more money we make back.

After the Patriots beat the Chargers in the playoffs in 2007 (I believe) the team got together to dance on the Charger's logo after the game. I don't feel a lot of sympathy for them.

She may not actually owe anyone money... at least not according to the FEC. If those people are owed money, they haven't sent invoices... she has very little outstanding on her FEC filings and nothing matches what this guy is saying.

You don't have any nerves in the ACL and LCL... they don't hurt when they tear. What hurts is when your bones knock together or your knee twists, but that feels like you sprained your knee. It sucks, but it doesn't leave you immobile, and if you are already mobile when it happens it may take awhile for the swelling to…

Is that Lord Humongous calling the score?

I enjoyed this post because it reminds me of how badly people flamed me last year, on this very goddamned website, for saying that Tebow was not an NFL caliber quarterback. Now we all agree, it's just a matter of which non-NFL league he should go to...

I'd take a Land Rover Series II. Seriously. They can't be broken. Or, at least, I can't break mine. It's like a Defender, without the frills.

Does Dave Hester imagine he has a show business career outside of the show? Does the lawsuit do anything but torpedo the show? This is incredibly stupid.

He should be on half the textbooks. He's the president!

I don't even understand the mashed potatoes thing... is it purely for something to say. At least "get in the hole" is the kind of thing that you might say if you personally were playing golf, and were really invested in trying to will the goddamn ball into the hole. But why yell it? And why yell it right after he…

I've just resolved to start calling it the War of Southern Treason and bragging about how my great-great grandfather marched with Sherman and helped burn Atlanta. It was awesome. It's not hateful or intentionally instigating bad feelings between citizens of the same country to talk about it, it's celebration of my…

people like Jay-Z and want to be involved with things he like. therefore, it makes sense to include Jay-Z in the decision-making process.