Jealous of what, bro? Making no money and living with 2 other dudes in a 2 bdr apt? What the fuck are you talking about?

I’m with you. If they wanna play a child’s game for a living, well, it is what it is. I chose to be a professional, and I work hard and earn stacks. If I wanted to hang out and swing a stick at a ball at the park and call that “work”, I’d likely not be working that hard, and not earning stacks. I might even be…

Oh. My Gawd. This is so funny....thank you. I used to deliver papers, and as a child in the 70s, I love family circus for some reason. But this one is the best ever.

Where’s “chicanery”?

You sir, are a winner. +1

Yup. I asked my girl, and she was more than happy to show me **exactly** which design she wanted. It works.

The women’s NBA is still around? Damn. I thought they folded like 3 years ago. Quite a statement that this is the only way the league makes it in to a lot of peoples’ consciousness. Hm. I guess any publicity is good publicity.

I’m a craniofacial surgeon. This one is going to involve a team of people like me, as well as some neurosurgeons, some anesthesiologists, and a whole bunch of nurses. Assuming the brain swelling is under control (ask the brain surgeons), call the OR and arrange a good 20 hour block of uninterrupted time.

holy shit you’re going straight to hell, mister. +1

How about the abuse of the “1 carry on, and one small item like a purse”? My ass. I see people all the time with 3 bags and a pet carrier all the time. If I worked for the TSA, I’d be like, “Ma’am, it’s ONE carry on and ONE small item like a purse. These other 2 non-purse items here in addition to your one carry on…